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10. Cisco Proctors are the greatest contributors to the overall health and welfare of the world.

9. The answer is obviously an IPv6 GRE, Manual, 6to4, or ISATAP tunnel!

8. I would answer this question, but then I would have to kill you.

7. There is $50,000 US in the trunk of my rental car. Pass me in this section and it is yours!

6. Oh yeah, I remember this from BUYTHEREALTEST.COM! The answer is point-to-multipoint.

5. ERROR – 523 – TEXT NOT TRANSFERRED

4. Let me answer this question with a question. Why am I writing within a hands-on, implementation exam?

3. Hey! I think I saw this in my CCNA class! Thanks for asking about it 6 years later.

2. Tu neccesitas mas ancho de banda  por el descargar, y neccesitas el servidor seguro.

And the Funniest Core Knowledge Response:

1. Four to five words.

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13 Responses to “The Top Ten Funniest Core Knowledge Responses”

 
  1. FrozenEyes says:

    hahahahaha, You are Great MR.Anthony

  2. Peter says:

    Fantastic!!!!!

  3. Dave says:

    My favorite one is:

    Show me the rack!

  4. Jeff says:

    translated
    your neccesitas more bandwidth for downloading, and the secure server neccesitas

  5. Rizzo says:

    LOL

    How about if read it this way:

    Orginal:
    10. Cisco Proctors are the greatest contributors to the overall health and welfare of the world.

    My Response:

    10. Cisco Proctors are the greatest contributors to your bankruptcy, sleepless nights, OEQ nightmares, overall health and family welfare disasters. Girl friends or wives complains, you more love Cisco then us, You spend more money on INE stuff then us. :P

    hehehe

    Enjoy it

  6. puneet says:

    hahaha… I just wanna know one thing Anthony .. How did you find out the answers :P .. Are there candidates ratting it out to you .. NDA VIOLATION !!! just kidding .. good one though .. I still remember the blog on the “signs that you have sat in the Lab way too many times” … Hilarious !! :)

  7. Rubminds says:

    My favorite is:

    “make sure you eat $1,400 of cisco lunch if IGP isnt working by noon”

  8. john spaulding says:

    Now this is some funny stuff!!!

  9. johnpgonz says:

    Those are great. Thanks for the good laugh!

  10. SickMonkey says:

    I just think if it as a $1,400.00 onsite rack rental session. Heartburn provided upon request.

  11. IPv6Freely says:

    I think “Hey! I think I saw this in my CCNA class! Thanks for asking about it 6 years later.” is the most accurate response in the list.

    The questions are so incredibly basic, and generally of a CCNP or maybe a CCNP level, that the biggest problem you will have with them is remembering something you learned years ago.

  12. Devang says:

    Yes… in bootcamp I told Brian M. same thing: I dont want to go for $1400, 8 hr rack rental session…

  13. Aditya Ghanekar says:

    11)

    CCIE candidate to Proctor: Yeah… You’re right.. MPLS enabled network will probably run Facebook faster that non-mpls enabled network…!

    .a7.

 

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