Number 10 - Five words - "Shot of tequila, beer back."

Number 9 - Change your Native American Indian name to Thinks Like Router.

Number 8 - Start studying for your recertification - NOT!

Number 7 - Use the Request Reread link on your Certification Status
page and enter the following in the Comments section "Reread THIS you
evil bastards!"

Number 6 - Tell any CCIE candidate you do not care for that there were 18
points of DLSw+ on your final lab attempt.

Number 5 - Pay off your credit card.

Number 4 - Phone family and friends to tell them that you are actually
still alive.

Number 3 - Request that your coworkers address you as First_Name,
Last_Name, Expert.

Number 2 - Get an InternetworkExpert tattoo, interesting body locations include...errrr...never mind!

And the Number One Thing To Do After Passing the Lab:

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!