Number 10: "Will you please stop talking about VLANs at dinner parties!"
Number 9: "Daddy, what are those round things you keep staring at?"
Number 8: "Honey, it is Sunday, take a shower day!"
Number 7: "And this is my boyfriend's office, he has promised to come out before the next blueprint change."
Number 6: "You are going off to bootcamp? When did you enlist???"
Number 5: "I think Dad is starting to lose it Mom, he just demanded our lunch boxes possess globally unique IPv6 addresses."
Number 4: "Are you sure you are smart enough to pass this test?"
Number 3: "The exam costs WHAT?????"
Number 2: "What the hell is this charge on my credit card for RENTMYRACK.COM????"
And the Number 1 Comment Heard from the Family of a CCIE Student:
Number 1: "No - I DO NOT want to see your routing table!"